Kisah Makaroni Part 1- Episod Orang Hasad Dengki

Aku ade cite skit kat sini..kalo la insiden ni terjadi kat korg..ape rasa...care to read??

Kisah satu:
Rona..and Makaroni tinggal kat rumah satu hujung minggu(FYI..Rona n Makaroni bersama beberapa kekwn menyewa..umah bujang la ni)..Makaroni terlelap lepas letih mencuci dapur...memandangkan tenaga yg masih banyak dan xde rasa nak tido lepas asar macam si Makaroni(hahaha)..Rona pun dengan tenaga yang melimpah ruah mengemas depan umah kat parking..kemas rumput2 yang telah dipotong oleh seorg pakcik setelah dibayar sedikit upahnya(besar pahala pakcik ni). Setelah seketika..dan peluh pon sudah mula memercik, lalu lah seorg pakcik yang rasa dirinya best sangat dengan membawa kereta Waja (eleh.. waja je! aku ingat Merz)..
Rona masih lagi tekun memungut cebisan2 rumput tersebut...tiba2, dia terdengar suara sumbang pakcik tadi (katakan la pakcik Poyo)..menyapa kawannya (pakcik Cambest) yang kebetulan jiran mereka.."tumpang tanya..ni jalan nama apa ye?" Cambest menjawab, owh...cari jalan belukar ke? pakcik Cambest ni td sedang berbual dengan seorg lagi jiran mereka(Pakcik JoinSekaki)..tergelak-gelak gedik..Rona dah rasa semacam...ok...xpe...sabar..., fikir si Rona ni.
Setelah memparkingkan kereta Waja tadi, Poyo turun dari keretanya dan berjalan kaki kearah Cambest dan JoinSekaki. sebelum tiba di rumah kwn2nya, Poyo berhenti menyapa Rona yang sedang menyapu. "er..tumpang tanya, kelapa ni berapa sebiji?" dia memperli kelapa yang beberapa biji jatuh diatas tanah didepan halaman rumah Rona. terkedu Rona sebentar tetapi dia menjawab perlahan, "xtau..bukan saya yg punya"..
Dengan muka yang sinis, Poyo mendekati Cambest dan JoinSekaki. dengan rasa bangga dia membuat lawak, "Jalan kita ni nama apa? Jalan Semak ke Jalan Belukar?" disambut dengan gelak gedik dari JoinSekaki. tujuan mereka adalah memalukan dan memperli Rona kerana rumah mereka selalu ditumbuhi rumput tinggi sebelum sempat pon seminggu di potong oleh pakcik yang baik hati tu.

Kisah Dua:
Rona dan Makaroni bercadang berjogging disekitar taman mereka memandangkan sudah lama x berjogging..badan pon dah naik lembab..sedang Makaroni membuka pintu..ternampak la oleh si Makaroni yang si Poyo ni sedang mengemas dekat pokok kelapa yang rendang didepan rumah mereka (FYI..umah si Poyo ni selang sebuah dari rumah drg)..buat pe la plak si Poyo ni..dia dengan bersungguhnya membersih depan rumah Rona dan Makaroni ni...nak menunjukkan yang dia TOLONG kemaskan untuk gadis2 ayu ni(nak kata la kan..korg ni pemalas nak kemas, ha!aku kemas kan)..sedang si Rona memakai kasut dan Makaroni masih memerhatikan gelagat si Poyo membakar ranting2 depan umah drg, Poyo mencampak penutup tong sampah dengan aksi yang sangat menjengkelkan hati..kedepap!..gedebuk!.penutup tong sampah itu dicampak kearah depan umah mereka....seumpama nak menyampaikan pesanan..."Ha! amik ni, korang ingat aku ni suka ke nak tolong kemas umah korg..aku kuli ke?"

Kisah Tiga:
Makaroni sedang berjalan menuju ke pejabat sambil memberi senyuman kepada teman-teman sepejabat yang dikatakan senior padanya...(yela..kang x senyum kata sombong..senyum lebih2 kata gatal)...dia bertembung seorang senior semasa Makaroni sedang menunggu teman yang lain...senior ni seorang wanita yang memakai tudung labuh..panggil dia Kak ZZ je la..setelah bertukar2 sapaan kak ZZ menanyakan Makaroni "Tinggal di mana ya?" Makaroni cuba men'describe'kan jalan kearah rumahnya..dan cara paling senang adalah memberi landmark.."erm...dekat dengan surau.." "Owh..dekat dengan surau...tapi x pernah pergi surau kan?" Wah!!!!!! Makaroni terdiam dan hanya memberi senyuman terpaksa sbb xtau dah nak react camne...Perghhhh...dalam diam sei....

Kisah empat:
Seorang senior juga ditempat kerja Makaroni dan kawan2...kita panggil dia kak Q, memakai tudung labuh (wei...aku citer je eh..aku x anti org bertudung labuh eh...)..dia kerap kali bertembung dengan Makaroni dan kawan2nya..kak Q sangat digeruni sebb kelancangan mulutnya menegur...antaranya "Ai...xkan la xde duit nak beli baju batik" (sbb yang kena tegur ni x pakai baju batik ari Khamis).."Gaji banyak2 tu beli la sehelai"..
Kak Q juga suka memberi salam...tetapi...dia hanya memilih orang untuk memberi salam, contohnya: Kak Q mengenali P dan M sebagai teman sejawat yang lama bekerja ditempatnya...didepan P dan M adalah S(yang baru 6 bln bekerja di tempat tersebut). Kak Q berjalan melepasi S ( S xberi salam tapi tersenyum je la..tp xde balas pon) dan memberi salam kepada P dan M. "Eih???Kenapa mesti aku x diendahkan, senyum pon x balas, tp Kak Q bg salam pada P n M? Aku ni kucing ke? Kalau la Kak Q tu mmg ikhlas bg salam kenapa bukan pada semua org??" pikir si S....

Banyak lagi cerita...tapi korg pikir la...mana letaknya adab org Melayu..hanya sebab yang muda..segalanya nampak salah dimata mereka...Makaroni dan kawan2 x pernah mintak pon dilayan double standard camtu...bukan x bergaul tapi keadaan sangat la x mengizinkan bagi Makaroni dan kawan2..bayangkan la...drg ni muda2..nak beramah mesra sangat dengan yang lelaki kang kata drg ni gatal..nak laki org...nak join party tupperware n ahli mesyuarat tingkap..balik kerja dah la kul 6.30 petang...x campur kerja malam lagi...sedangkan kalau masa mengagihkan kerja..yang tua mesti jawab "Ha, bagi la yang muda2...drg belum kawen".. Itu lah kisah Makaroni yang tersepit...

aku cuma menyampaikan...cerita ni ada kena mengena ngan yang hidup...xyah la korg teka aku ni Rona ke Makaroni ke...S ke...hahhaha...aku menyampai citer je...
kalo ade terasa tu...erm...bak kata bang Bil...Lu Pikir la Sendiri...hahaha

Cuti yang Best...

aku start cuti 15 hb aritu...sgt la best nya...pada org lain aku rasa xde la best sgt...but pada aku..seronoknya ada kat umah ngan adik-beradik...nothing can compare to that..hehhehehehe

ape ek aku buat cuti ni? haha...let's c...

1. aku buat muffins- ha!! Gelak!....hehehe...Ok, fine...aku tau la aku x reti masak...but at least I can do that.. Me n Ira(my lil sis)..kitorg ke supermarket n bought the ingredients.. flour, choc chips..etc.. then, kitorg start ar membuat muffins..well..thanks to the cupcakes kit..hehe..and also..i baked cookies too..

Cuppycakes kit

2. erm...bosan...bosan...aku duk lepak kat dlm bilik...tgk dvd yg dah lama aku kumpul..well...xdela banya sgt but...erm...kalo aku dah start duk kat dlm bilik...with my precious laptop...started from 2 pm till 12am...x gerak2..xcept for shower etc...kuikuikui..banyak x DVD yg aku tgk dlm minggu ni aku??hahahhaa... xde la aku tgk sumer..

3. aku ada pinjam a few novels from UiTM library...the series of The Keys to Kingdom by Garth Nix. Aku just dapat pinjam 4 out of 7 series. all the titles came from the days (Grim Tuesday, Lady Friday ect)..and I also completed mine, The Raven Gate...hehe..

Garth Nix collections

4. Surf the net- itu la hari2 aku buat (sure bil letrik bulan ni naik..jgn marah mak)..me n my lil sis n lil bro, took turns surfing the net..xde la pe sgt kat tnet ni kalo dah ari2 bukak..tp kalo dah addict tu..what to do..hehehe

updating blog.....

5.Main gitar- My lil bro, Apit ade kat umah..so, aku hari2 kaco dia, mintak ajarkan main gitar..but, disebabkan aku ni comel, sama la keadaannya dgn jari jemari ku...hahaha...(eleh, alasan)...well..at least aku leh dah main lagu Peter Pan- Mimpi yg sempurna..sikit..sikit..





6. Makan McD- Ok..Ok...tau la korg slalu mkn mcD...hahaha...td..tgh2 duk bayar credits..bills...rasa cam..lamanya xgi McD..so, dengan memaksa (paksa kunun, drg rela je) adik2 n abg sham, kitorg gi Mentakab n went to McD.tak dine in pon...just take away..(hahaha...Lilee...teringat cerita Ainul masa study dulu...take over ye, bang!!!)

I'm Luvin' it

erm...rasanya tu je la kot..next week dah start keje..n the other week bebudak dah start sem...huhuhuhuuu...mimpi ngeri dah bermula...apa lagi..kerja la....

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Aidil Adha

Aidil Adha 2008..same old..same old..haha..Aku cam biasa raya kat Temerloh lagi..tanah tumpah darah tercinta..haha
Tapi kali ni raya dlm ujan..cam x biasa lak..Pantai Timur kan kalo dah bulan 12..musim tengkujuh..Family dah plan nak balik kg but...aku la..kalo dah ujan ..ermm...malas..so, x jadi la balik..hehe

Dapat gak la daging korban from Faiz and two tupperwares of kuih raya(abg sham dah sental dulu).. :) Well, Faiz came straight from the slaugtering place (I think)..I smelled blood coming from his shirt..wahaha...rasa cam nak...uwekkk...Mabuk darah kah aku?kekeke.. Sempat la gak aku tanya Suzai masa kitorg YM..dan jawapannya Tidak..mmg bau darah lembu kuat sikit..Thanx suzai (Aku xkan lupa apa abg ko buat dengan mata kerbau tu..wahahaha)

Oh ya! on 7th Dec, Wan Khairul Asyraf is officially keluar dari kelab bujang kitorg. hehe..(Rilek wan, jangan marah...ko still lg boleh join kalau la wife ko bg..Haha).. And, aku rasa this was the only time that I've seen so may of us came and met at Wan's wedding. Aku punya la lama x jumpe Madihah, Ezri, Julie...skali drg ade kat situ..and surprisingly, Nor Azlina pon ade! Aku x sengaja terjerit kat kenduri kawen org (buat malu kompeni je) sbb aku x expect pon Lin ade kat situ..haha..she brought Assif together..something fishy..tp bila aku tanya, dia jwb, "xde la"...hmmm...kekeke...and aku xtau gak pasal Budin n Julie dah bertunang..wahhh!! Congrats!hehe..
Pas dah abis kat umah Wan tu, kitorg sempat gak la lepak kat OldTown Kopitiam..tp xde la ramai sgt..some of us went home straightaway..so kaki lepak cam aku ni..pe lg..

The ladies with the bride n groom

Machos..haha

Lupa lagi...on 5 Dec 08, Rynn and Ridz dah jadi mummy and daddy...CONGRATS!! baby girl name Aisya Mysara (if i'm not mistaken)...well..aku xtau crite sgt cuz x pegi jumpa n tgk Rynn lagi...but they sound so happy...Jealousnya...kekeke...hugss n kisesssss from Aunty Fara..

Haha..so..there's the updates... Skrg ni aku kat opis bertungkus lumus buat soklan exam for paper BEL...padan muka aku sbb suka tangguh kerja..till then..bubye..

intoxicated with Twillight...

Well..everyone supposed to know 'bout this movie right?

aha...aku dah naik giler dah ngan citer ni... though it did not start when i watched this muvee last week, but because i read all of the books(4 books..hehehe) which written by Stephenie Meyer. It all started when i bought the first of these books entitle Twillight at MPH during my date with Lilee n Lynn. time tu, xde la aku excited sgt nak bace citer ni cuz i also bought crite thriller Ungu Karmila by Ramlee Awang Murshid. lepas seminggu aku abis sumer keje(iyolah, aku kan nak g KAP ngan Iza n Fiza)..aku pon start bukak the first page. then aku start bace..

hmm..well..what do u know, the next 6 hours i can't stop reading it. and i finished reading it at 2am in the morning.huh...what an impact..so..i was craving for more..then, when i was at KAP, when we went to JJ Bukit Raja..i bought two other books( Breaking Dawn n Blue Moon)..Frustnya time tu sbb xde the 3rd one, Eclipse. aku punya la tension....pastu..nasib macam agak baik..kitorg gi jenjln kat SACC aku g MPH..ADA!!!!! punya la aku suka hati..haha

so...skrg ni..aku tgh gila menghabiskan the last book..Breaking Dawn..as i was writting this..i was reading about 200 pages to go...hehe...chaiyo..chaiyo..

A brief story about why i fell in love with this books...for those who doesn't read n watch the muvee yet..here's some spoilers..:)..Those who want to read the book...please don't scroll down anymore..haha

Book One:Twillight: Two teens fell in love knowing that one of them is a vampire. Edward Cullen n Isabella Swan. Bella is a very common girl that as much as others. clumsy, but yet she doesn't afraid of Edward. Since the nature of vampire is hunger for human blood, Edward tries to resist to get near Bella but love is much more stronger than everything. Bella get to know Edward's family ('course they are vamps too!!) Jasper (able to control people's emotion), Alice (future predictor), Emmet (strength), Rosalie (overwhelming beauty), Esme (mom) Dr. Carlisle Cullen (dad). Edward himself gifted with the ability to listen to people's thought. They are not related actually, just that they become family when they met each other. Then, there was a group of other vamps came n hunger for Bella's blood. then..the story goes..

Book Two: New Moon: Edward left Bella because he can't guarantee Bella's safety since there's a lot happening after that. It's also because the limit has come since vamps can't get old. They need to leave. Broken hearted, Bella became close with Jacob Black. Then later she knew Jacob is a werewolf descended from the family. Not surprise, Bella took it as easy as hearing a funny story. Life become complicated when the vamps they took out before,came for vengence. Later, Bella do sthg stupid, which brought to Alice abilty to see her die. Edward heard bout that and try to commit suice, sacrifing himself to be exposed but stopped by Alice n Bella. they came to the exposure of Volturi, a group of vamps who rule the others in Italy. Knowing that they are exposed to human, the Volturi ask the Cullens to made Bella one of them or they might kill her.

Book Three: Eclipse: Edward back to Forks with Bella n his family. The lady vamp came n hunting Bella. there were also Jacob n his pack of werewolves. trying to become friend though they were enemy. they made a new treaty and help to kill the new vampire troop made by the lady vampire.

Book four: Breaking Dawn: Bella n Edward get married. Bella unfortunately pregnant (how's that suppose to be??). the baby she carried hunger for blood. Though the baby is very special, and gifted too. Bella almost died during the birth and Edward turn her to vampire in order to save her. The baby girl, Renessme Carlie Cullen, is half human half vampire. then, the Volturi came as they promise to take a look at Bella..without knowing Renessme is born. Jeng..jeng..jeng..will they survive?

huuhhhh...what a story..it is a love saga which a very passionate love between Bella n Edward. I would kill to have someone like Edward.haha...jangan marah..the way he touches Bella, kisses her...huhhh..Don't worry..xde la 18 sx sgt dlm buku ni..

ok..don't forget to watch Twillight n read it too...have fun...

Let the music heals ur soul..

skarang ni time xm dah abis...aku sbnarnya dah xtau nak watpe..because of BEL codes are among the earliest codes yg abis..so, no more marking, key in marks..
so...hari2 keje aku ni la...tgk dvd(jgn bgtau mr. Adi)..surf net(sampai da xtau ape nak surf lagi)..dgr lagu..

as a result..aku byk suka lagu..thanks to Suzai...ade la satu lagu ni aku suke giler...Kekasih x dianggap-Kertas Band..

pastu..aku suka gak lagu ni, Just Stand Up. actually lagu ni utk charity Stand Up to Cancer. but then, it sounds so nice since the singers are those who r very talented..Keyshia Cole, Leona Lewis, Fergie, Ciara, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J Blige, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Miley Cyrus, Ashanti, Nicole Scherzinger and Natasha Bedingfield are the singers who contributed their luvly voices..but then...nape ade Miley kat situ..muahahaha..xpe la..at least dia teen idol...

move on..move on..next song..Terima Kasih Cinta by Afgan. this guy is a newcomer from Indonesia..lagunya bisa meruntun jiwa sei...entah ar..aku tetiba je suka lagu ni..masa tu aku kat umah..tgk 8tv..FaFau n FBi tgh interview this guy and his songs is played over n over..tersuka la plak

and..this is the latest songs that i am listening to..Northern Downpour by Panic at the Disco..i just happen to like this song...pagi tadi..masa tu nak tutup tv..time tu Iza dah lepak kat depan tv dah..get ready nak tutup..aku sempat lagi tanya dia..sape nanyi eh??sedap ar plak..hehe

so...suke ke?? dload la..

First entrY..

well...this is my first entry...what shud i say..herm...

first of all..it's been like....mm...2 years since i've stopped blogging.now, it seems like a good time for my comeback...kuikuikui...(dana, hana..yana..ain..etc.. really miss our old time when we posted entries in computer class)..hahaha ...

few updates about me...
currently, i am:

1. working
2. still studying at Fac of Edu, UiTM

i love:
1. listen to music
2. watch movies
3. heroes, greys anatomy, ghost whisperer, supernatural
4. holidays
5. sleep
6. food
7. Mohd Faiz

emm..uhh...can't think of anything else...nanti la...haha

so...I'm back... :)